The Strategy Lab

Your Brand’s Brain Just Got an Upgrade.

THE NO-BS BRAND DIAGNOSIS

Starting Price: £175

  • This isn’t an audit. This is a full-blown reality check.

    If your brand feels “off,” your content isn’t landing, or you’re second-guessing everything — it’s not you, it’s your strategy.
    This is where we tear it down, call out the weak spots, and hand you a plan that doesn’t involve guesswork, generic tips, or sugarcoating.

    You don’t need more fluff.
    You need clarity — and this is how you get it.

  • A punchy, no-frills look at what’s not working.

    • Social media OR website audit

    • Loom walkthrough or written feedback

    • 3–5 action steps you can implement immediately

    💡 For early-stage brands or side-hustlers who want to stop winging it.

    💸 Starting at £175

  • We go deep. You get answers. And actual direction.

    • Full brand audit (website, socials, messaging, vibe)

    • What’s working / what’s missing / what needs to be burned

    • Strategic PDF report + 20-min follow-up call

    • Bonus: 1 caption or homepage rewrite (because we’re nice like that)

    💡 For growing brands with solid ideas but scattered execution.

    💸 Starting at £400

  • This is the “rip it apart and rebuild it” tier. Brutal honesty. Beautiful clarity.

    • Full brand ecosystem audit

    • Voice & vibe alignment report

    • Offer positioning review

    • Social media flow + visuals review

    • SEO basics, UX friction points, missed conversion triggers

    • 30-min review call + actionable roadmap

    💡 For brands prepping for a rebrand, relaunch, or serious glow-up.

    💸 Starting at £750

  • ✍️ Copy Polish (Bio, About, or Services Page) — £125

    📓 Messaging Pillars Map — £100

    📈 Custom Engagement Strategy (for IG or Web) — £150

    📹 Loom Review Walkthrough (for any audit) — £40

  • "This audit dragged my brand’s problems into the light. And then handed me the exact solution."

    — Ali, UX Designer

  • "I got more value in this £250 PDF than I did from a £2K course."

    — Rina, Creative Business Mentor

  • "It was a roast… but make it strategic. The kind of clarity I didn’t know I needed."

    — Taylor, Ecom Store Founder

The Launch Ritual

Starting at £850

  • Because “announce and hope” is not a strategy.

    Whether you’re launching a new offer, a product, or an entire brand rebirth — this is how you build the hype, claim attention, and sell out on purpose.

    No last-minute captions. No “guess I’ll just post it?” chaos.
    We map the strategy, build the plan, and give you the clarity to show up like a f*cking launch queen.

  • 🧠 Launch Strategy Call (60 mins)
    We break down your offer, audience, and goals. You leave with actual clarity, not just a to-do list.

    📅 3-Week Pre-Launch Plan
    Teasers, stories, behind-the-scenes — everything designed to warm up your audience like a slow burn that explodes.

    📣 Launch Calendar
    A day-by-day schedule with what to post, when to post it, and why it matters. No more second-guessing your strategy.

    💬 Messaging Map
    Key phrases, content prompts, and CTAs to build momentum and move people from lurkers to hell yes buyers.

    ✍️ Sales Strategy Framework
    How to structure your offer reveal, handle objections, and drive conversions without sounding like a bro-marketer.

    📞 Mid-Launch Pulse Check (30 mins)
    We check the vibe mid-way through and tweak what needs tweaking to keep the momentum strong.

  • 💌 Email Sequence Strategy – £200
    (Includes 5 email prompts + subject lines + CTA ideas)

    📝 IG Captions Pack (5) – £150
    (Written in your voice, structured to convert)

    📈 Post-Launch Audit + Next Move Strategy – £175
    (Because what comes after the launch matters too)

    • First-time launchers who want to do it right

    • Experienced founders who want a stronger pre-launch

    • Anyone who’s tired of posting “it’s live!” and hearing crickets

  • “Tadhana gave me the kind of launch plan that felt like a f*cking takeover. Strategy, structure, and actual results.”

    — Ieuan, Brand Strategist

  • “My last launch got 2 sales. This one got 22 — and I didn’t even discount.”

    — Chloe, Copywriter & Coach

  • “People were asking ‘who’s running your launch?’ The answer? Tadhana. Always Tadhana.”

    — Louise, Medical Aesthetics Brand Owner

The Message Recode

starting at £850

  • Your brand’s not just what you do. It’s how you say it. And if your words aren’t doing the work — your brand isn’t either.

    This is where we get under the skin of your brand voice, rip out the bland, and rebuild your messaging so it actually connects. No fluff. No BS. Just clarity, tone, and positioning that makes people say:
    “Damn. I get it. I want in.”

  • 🧠 90-Minute Positioning Session
    → We dig into your purpose, personality, offers, audience, and message gaps. Strategy meets creative chaos.

    🎯 Core Brand Positioning Framework
    → A punchy breakdown of your what, who, why, and how you’re different. This is your foundation — no generic templates here.

    🗣️ Tone of Voice Guide
    → Your brand’s exact voice: what it says, how it says it, and how to make it sound like you on your best damn day. Includes anchor words, vocab rules, do’s + don’ts.

    💬 Messaging Pillars
    → Your 3–5 go-to themes that guide all your content and copy. Because consistency = trust.

    📢 Plug-and-Play Phrases & Bio Templates
    → Elevator pitch, Instagram bio, 2–3 social post openers + value statements. Written in your tone, ready to use today.

    📄 Final Brand Messaging Guide (PDF)
    → A beautifully chaotic cheat-sheet of your new brand brain. This is what you give your copywriter, VA, or future self when you want things to sound right every time.

    💸 The Investment? Starting at £850

    (Because half-assed messaging is costing you more than that.)

  • 📝 Website Copy Rewrite (up to 3 sections) — £250

    💌 Email Nurture Sequence Messaging Map — £175

    📄 Sales Page Messaging Skeleton — £200

    🎥 Loom Walkthrough of Guide — £45

    • Personal brands trying to sound like themselves on purpose

    • Founders stuck in the “I do so many things” spiral

    • Creatives who are tired of explaining what they do over and over again

    • Rebrands that look different but still sound… meh

  • “It gave me so much confidence. I’m no longer guessing what to say. I know how to show up — and that’s changed everything.”

    — Dafydd, Brand Designer

  • “The way this guide captured my tone? Spot on. Better than I could’ve written it myself — and I write for a living.”

    — Jess, Copywriter

  • “My whole site, my posts, even my email footer — it all finally sounds like me. And it’s converting like mad.”

    — Juno, Coach for Creatives

The Offer Ecosystem

Starting at £950

  • Because random services don’t scale — systems do.

    You’re offering too much. Or maybe not enough. Or maybe you’re doing just fine, but your income doesn’t reflect it.
    The truth? You don’t need another offer — you need a strategic system that sells smart.

    This is your offer suite, restructured to make sense, scale, and sell — without the burnout.

    From pricing to positioning, we map out how people move through your world — and turn your skills into a cash-flowing ecosystem that finally feels aligned, clear, and wildly f*cking effective.

  • 🔍 Offer & Income Audit
    → We dissect your current services, offers, pricing, and income streams to see what’s working and what’s draining the life out of you.

    🪜 The Ladder Build (aka The Clarity Stack)
    → We map out your full offer ecosystem: from freebie → entry → core → premium. No gaps. No fluff. Just clear movement + intentional upgrades.

    📈 Pricing Psychology & Delivery Model Strategy
    → Price points that match your energy, client readiness, and business goals — plus delivery models that work for you, not just your audience.

    📞 60-Min Offer Strategy Session
    → A real-time clarity bomb. We’ll work through your offer flow, reframe what’s not landing, and lock in the ladder.

    🗺️ Custom Offer Ecosystem Map (PDF)
    → A visual breakdown of your entire new offer suite. Use it for launches, team onboarding, content creation, or just to stop spiralling.

    💸 Investment: Starting at £950

    Because this is business architecture, not just brainstorming.

  • 🌀 Funnel Strategy Blueprint — £200
    (Turn your ecosystem into a step-by-step conversion journey.)

    📝 Sales Page Skeleton — £250
    (We outline the structure, hooks, and CTA flow — you or your copywriter plug it in.)

    📣 Launch Content Strategy for 1 Core Offer — £350
    (Includes content pillars, pre-launch timeline, key post ideas + repurposing map.)

    📓 Notion Offer Tracker Dashboard — £125
    (Track client flow, offer ideas, content links + launch notes in one aesthetic AF workspace.)

    • Multi-offer founders overwhelmed by their own Google Drive

    • Coaches + creatives ready to scale with structure

    • Anyone sick of explaining their pricing every time someone DMs “how much?”

    • Brands levelling up and needing their offers to match the new energy

  • “I went from scattered services and burnout pricing to a product suite that’s clear, strategic, and hella scalable. This changed the game.”

    — Efa, Brand Designer

  • “I didn’t need more offers. I needed direction. I finally feel like a CEO, not a content creator who accidentally started a business.”

    — Nick, Marketing Strategist

  • “Tadhana mapped out my offers like a boss. I launched one new thing and made back the full investment in three days.”

    — Lena, Digital Marketer

🤔 NOT SURE WHAT YOU NEED?

Tell us the chaos. We’ll build the clarity. Custom builds always available — this is The Strategy Lab, after all.